π Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningSunday, June 7, 2026
We wanted a small, intimate wedding where we could really connect with our loved ones.
Then our families submitted their 'essential' guest lists, and now we're sending out save-the-dates for a medium-sized music festival.
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I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him make some big decisions, but I have to say, marrying [Bride's Name] is the smartest thing he's ever done.
Although, I'm pretty sure his decision to put the toilet seat down every time is what really sealed the deal.
My fiancΓ© started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.
Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.
They say falling in love is easy, but staying in love takes work.
I think it's more like assembling IKEA furniture: it looks simple on the box, there are a lot of confusing pieces, you definitely need a second person, and sometimes you just accept that there's a screw left over.
They say that when you get married, you should always keep the spark alive.
And I'm pretty sure that spark eventually evolves into the static electricity you get from arguing over who left the lights on.
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