Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.

We thought we'd found the perfect wedding venue

until we realized the 'rustic charm' was just a nice way of saying 'no working toilets'

My fiancé started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.

Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.