Some people say marriage is an endless sleepover with your best friend.

Others say it's just finding one person to share all your snacks with for the rest of your life.

Before they met their partner, [Groom/Bride] was known for being incredibly decisive and independent.

Now, I hear them spend an hour discussing whether the 'greige' or 'taupe' throw pillow better complements the sofa.

Before we got married, my husband used to send me flowers and chocolates every week.

Now, if he brings home the *right* kind of toilet paper without being asked, I know it's true love.

My wife and I have been married for ten years, and we've finally figured out who's responsible for what.

Turns out, we both think the other person is responsible for changing the toilet paper roll.