๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSunday, June 7, 2026
My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...
...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.
More Valentine's Jokes
I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills
by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink
Is your dad a baker?
Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!
I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person
And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples
I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift
but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna
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