Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person

And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you make my heart flutter... and also, you're probably going to shed glitter everywhere.