Are you a Valentine's Day bouquet?

Because you're a pick above the rest and I'm feeling a little wilted without you!

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

They say Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates their great love story.

Mine's more of a short story collection, where each entry features me and a different comfort food.

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings