Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!