My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

My relationship status this Valentine's Day is 'In a committed relationship with...'

...my Netflix queue and a suspiciously large bag of chips.

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Why did Cupid visit the optometrist before Valentine's Day?

He wanted to make sure he had perfect vision for love!