Are you a candy store?

Because I'm getting a sugar rush just looking at you... and I really shouldn't be eating this much before dinner.

What did the romantic baker say to their sweetheart on Valentine's Day?

I knead you in my life!

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

Apparently, it's all about love, romance, and pretending to like overpriced dinners.

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a work of art to its soulmate