๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorMonday, October 19, 2026
Marriage is all about finding common ground.
Or, in our case, finding a duvet that works for someone who's always cold and someone who sleeps like a human furnace.
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We started planning our wedding with a budget that felt reasonable and manageable.
Now, we just tell people our theme is 'financially irresponsible chic.'
We started making our wedding guest list
and realized we needed a data analyst to help us negotiate the 'who gets cut' conversations with our families.
When you're dating, you might spend hours planning the perfect romantic gesture, sending flowers, or writing love letters.
But [Groom's Name], let me tell you, in marriage, you'll be a hero just for remembering to take out the trash, or refilling the toilet paper roll without being asked.
I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?
In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart
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