You must be tired,

because you've been running through my mind all day... probably looking for the best deals on Valentine's Day gifts.

What did the chocolate bar say to its Valentine?

I'm nuts about you!

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!