I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law

We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

My wife and I went on a road trip recently, and I realized marriage is a lot like navigation.

I get to choose the destination, and she tells me which turn I should have taken three exits ago.