I was talking to the groom about his expectations for married life

He said he's looking forward to having a partner in crime, and I think he's going to get that – every time they look at their joint bank statement

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him make some big decisions, but I have to say, marrying [Bride's Name] is the smartest thing he's ever done.

Although, I'm pretty sure his decision to put the toilet seat down every time is what really sealed the deal.

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

By 'share,' I mean her clothes live *in* the closet, and mine live *on* that one chair in the bedroom.