Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts