Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure