I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!