I've been thinking, marriage is a lot like a great restaurant

Because no matter how good it is, after a while, you start to notice the little things that annoy you, but you still can't imagine eating anywhere else.

Our initial wedding budget was a meticulously planned financial document.

By the end, it was more of a cautionary tale that we'd tell our children to scare them into eloping.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

Before they got married, [Bride's Name] and [Groom's Name] probably envisioned idyllic mornings, waking up to birds chirping and breakfast in bed.

Now they'll get to experience the joys of waking up to a smoke detector chirping, because someone forgot the toast.