When my wife and I were first dating, our conversations were full of dreams, passions, and philosophical debates.

Now, they mostly revolve around whose turn it is to take out the recycling, and whether we have enough milk.

We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

I asked the bride this morning if she had any last-minute jitters about standing up in front of all these people.

She looked at me and said, 'Not at all! I'm just worried about standing up to *him* for the rest of my life!'