My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

You must be tired,

because you've been running through my mind all day... probably looking for the best deals on Valentine's Day gifts.

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!