My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna