I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people we can convince to pay triple for flowers and dinner

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

Why did the love letter blush on Valentine's Day?

Because it was sealed with a kiss!