I've been dating a girl who's into ghosting, which is weird because

I'm starting to think she's just into haunt-ing me after sex.

My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his dough. She wanted me to come over and show her how I work it, get it nice and firm, and then help her make it rise.

We ended up baking bread for her charity bake sale.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional gemstone polisher

and she's always trying to get me to rub her the right way

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.