What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

You must be tired,

because you've been running through my mind all day... probably looking for the best deals on Valentine's Day gifts.

Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a pointed problem with love!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time!