Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Are you a box of Valentine's chocolates?

Because I can't wait to unwrap you... and then I'm probably just going to eat all the good ones first.