🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingSunday, June 14, 2026
I've been dating a professional upholsterer, and she's been teaching me how to reupholster our love life.
Now we're stitching together a strong relationship, one layer at a time, and it's getting deeper with every seam.
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