I've been dating a girl who's into erotic photography, and she asked me to pose for her.

Now I'm a model, but only in the classical sense – I'm only good for a few positions.

I've been seeing a professional massage therapist to work out some knots, and she's been teaching me how to apply the right amount of pressure, get deep into the muscle, and finish with a happy ending.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.