I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.

I've been dating a girl who's really into astrology, and she told me our love was written in the stars.

But honestly, I think our love life is more like a lunar cycle – it's all about the phases, and sometimes it's just a dark void for weeks.