I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.

I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.