I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.

My boss told me I need to stop coming up short on my deadlines.

I told him, 'At least I'm not the one coming early.'

I've been dating a girl who's a professional librarian, and she's always trying to get me to check out her catalog and see if we have a good connection.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up