Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.

Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a little 'prickly' feeling!

Why did Cupid visit the optometrist before Valentine's Day?

He wanted to make sure he had perfect vision for love!

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love