Are you a Valentine's Day bouquet?

Because you're a pick above the rest and I'm feeling a little wilted without you!

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go on a date?

Because it was looking for a sweet relationship

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber...

...but I'm really looking for a beet, because I heard they're good for your heart.