Why did the couple's love become a sweet investment on Valentine's Day?

Because they decided to mint their relationship!

On Valentine's Day, couples are out there, declaring their undying love with grand gestures...

And I'm just grateful for the unwavering loyalty of my couch and the remote control.

My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...

...with my remote control and a very large pizza.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!