My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.

It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

What did the chocolate bar say to its Valentine?

I'm nuts about you!