๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingFriday, May 22, 2026
My piano teacher told me I needed to really 'finger' the keys with more passion, get my 'rhythm' just right, and make the whole piece build up to a powerful 'climax'.
I think he just wants me to practice my sonata.
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