What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

💘 Valentine's Joke

Sweet Nothings

Sunday, June 21, 2026

I'm crushed that I have to decline, but I'd love to wine and dine with you another time

More Valentine's Jokes

What did the chocolate bar say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make me melt!

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you

Are you Earl Grey?

Because you're a hot-tea... but I prefer hot chocolate on Valentine's Day.

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.

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