What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

💘 Valentine's Joke

Sweet Nothings

Sunday, June 21, 2026

I'm crushed that I have to decline, but I'd love to wine and dine with you another time

More Valentine's Jokes

Do you have a map?

Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and now I'm aimlessly wandering through the Valentine's Day candy aisle.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did the rose go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little prickly about its relationships

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

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