What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

💘 Valentine's Joke

Sweet Nothings

Sunday, June 21, 2026

I'm crushed that I have to decline, but I'd love to wine and dine with you another time

More Valentine's Jokes

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

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