Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup