I've been dating a girl who's a sex therapist, and she's always trying to diagnose our problems in the bedroom.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to bill me by the hour.

My career counselor said I needed to figure out how to get ahead in life.

I told her I thought I was already quite proficient at it.

Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been seeing a physical therapist who specializes in rehabilitation

She's been helping me work through some stiffness, and I think we've finally reached a point of complete extension