My new Pilates instructor told me I need to really engage my core, get deep into my pelvic floor, and then slowly release it with control.

I'm still not sure what a 'hundreds' exercise is, but I'm getting quite good at it.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented architect, and she's always trying to design the perfect bedroom

But honestly, I think she's just trying to build a case for why I'm always on top

My girlfriend told me she wanted something for her birthday that she could ride all night long.

So I went out and bought her a Peloton.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional voice actor, and she's always doing different accents in bed

But honestly, the only one that ever comes close to the real thing is the one she uses when she's faking it