I've been dating a girl who's into ghosting, which is weird because

I'm starting to think she's just into haunt-ing me after sex.

My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.

I told him, 'Funny, my girlfriend always tells me I've got a fantastic grip.'

I've been dating a professional photographer, and she's always trying to develop our relationship.

But honestly, I think she's just looking for someone to focus on.

I've been dating a woman who's a professional architect, and she's always trying to redesign our relationship.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to build a better orgasm.