Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!