I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you

Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

I'm crushed that I have to decline, but I'd love to wine and dine with you another time