Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people we can convince to pay triple for flowers and dinner