I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people we can convince to pay triple for flowers and dinner

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.