My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time