☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisWednesday, June 24, 2026
I saw a guy's Instagram story where he posted a photo of his homemade breakfast with the caption 'cooking for one'
which is just code for 'I'm trying to convince you I'm a functioning adult but really I just microwaved an egg'
More Girl Tea Jokes
I've started using a productivity app that tracks my daily habits and goals, and it's been really helpful, except for one thing:
it still can't account for the 3 hours I spend each day mentally rehearsing conversations I'll never actually have.
I saw a guy's Tinder bio that said he's a 'free spirit' who 'lives life on his own terms'
But his profile picture was him posing in front of a Mom-approved kitchen backdrop
I've been noticing a trend on dating apps where guys list their hobbies as 'hiking' and 'traveling'
But their Instagram stories are just them playing video games in their mom's basement
I went on a date with a guy who said he was 'really into photography'
But his Instagram was just 12 pictures of himself, and one blurry sunset
Comments
Loading comments...