Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.