I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!