What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.