I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

...So I can call my wife and ask her where I left my glasses.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.

It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!