Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history

It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!