Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!