Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you make my heart flutter... and also, you're probably going to shed glitter everywhere.

My friends asked what my big romantic plans were for Valentine's Day.

I told them I'm having a passionate affair... with my sweatpants and a gallon of ice cream. It's complicated, but we make it work.

They say Valentine's Day is all about celebrating 'great love stories.'

Mine involves me, my couch, and a truly epic streaming marathon. It's the most committed relationship I've ever had.

What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

You always make me melt!