Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis