What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm in a relationship with is Netflix, and they already know my password