My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

Why did the man get fired from the sperm bank?

He kept eating the samples.

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.

A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'