My career counselor said I needed to figure out how to get ahead in life.

I told her I thought I was already quite proficient at it.

I've been dating a girl who's a skilled geologist

and she's always trying to rock my world

I told my girlfriend I was thinking of taking up a new instrument.

She said, 'Why? You already have one, and you barely know how to play it yet.'

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.