They say marriage is like a TV remote control.

In the beginning, you're both fighting for who gets to hold it. After a few years, you're fighting over who *has* to get up and find it.

We started planning our wedding wanting a small, intimate gathering with just our nearest and dearest.

Turns out, 'nearest and dearest' for our families includes anyone we've ever shared a holiday dinner with, plus their plus-ones, and a few neighbors who 'always asked about us.'

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink

I told my wife she was drawing our bedroom curtains the wrong way

and now we haven't seen each other in weeks