💍 Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastWednesday, August 19, 2026
Before they met, I remember [Groom's Name] had very strong opinions about interior design, convinced his apartment was a masterpiece of masculine sophistication.
Now, he mostly just nods enthusiastically whenever [Bride's Name] holds up two different throw pillows and asks for his 'input'.
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Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned
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Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.
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Now our dream wedding is just that – a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare
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