Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Why did the chocolate go on a date?

It was looking for its truffle mate.