They say Valentine's Day is all about celebrating 'great love stories.'

Mine involves me, my couch, and a truly epic streaming marathon. It's the most committed relationship I've ever had.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you make my heart flutter... and also, you're probably going to shed glitter everywhere.