I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart