Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.

I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person

And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!