My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink