Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you're a snack... and now I'm out of quarters for my Valentine's Day coffee.

Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a little 'prickly' feeling!