Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again? I think I forgot where I parked.

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.