Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!