I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people we can convince to pay triple for flowers and dinner

Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights