๐ Valentine's Joke
Sweet NothingsTuesday, April 7, 2026
What did the rose say to its Valentine?
I'm pollen in love with you!
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?
Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.
Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?
Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.
Are you a box of chocolates?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.
Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?
Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup
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