Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

It's got all the right ingredients: loneliness, disappointment, and a pinch of desperation.

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.