Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch