I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.