Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty