Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Let's truffle some feathers!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time