What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

You always make me melt!

Are you a calendar?

Because I'd love to date you, but I really need to check my schedule first.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!