I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

...So I can call my wife and ask her where I left my glasses.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.