Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their love to a higher level

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna