Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.