Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time!

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears

I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person

And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples