Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to really work on my penetration.

I told her I thought I had that covered, but if she wanted me to try a new financial market, I was open to it.