I've been dating a girl who's into ghosting, which is weird because

I'm starting to think she's just into haunt-ing me after sex.

I've been dating a professional upholsterer, and she's been teaching me how to reupholster our love life.

Now we're stitching together a strong relationship, one layer at a time, and it's getting deeper with every seam.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.