๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineThursday, April 16, 2026
I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment
to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?
Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you
They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.
Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.
What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?
I think we're mint to be together!
I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift
but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles
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