๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineThursday, April 16, 2026
I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment
to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner
More Valentine's Jokes
I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history
It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty
I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person
And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples
Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?
Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love
Are you a Valentine's Day rose?
Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you
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