Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

Why did the couple's love become a sweet investment on Valentine's Day?

Because they decided to mint their relationship!