I asked the groom how he's preparing for married life

He said he's been practicing saying 'yes dear' in front of the mirror, and I think he's finally got it down to a blink

I've noticed that marriage is a lot like a computer update

At first, it's exciting and full of new features, but eventually, it just takes up a lot of space and sometimes freezes on you.

They say finding your soulmate is like finding that perfect missing piece to your life's puzzle.

But what they don't tell you is that once you find that piece, you then discover it's part of a much larger, 1000-piece puzzle that you both have to build together... and it doesn't come with instructions.

We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget and a simple guest list.

Then our parents got involved, and now we're just trying to find a second mortgage to cover the open bar.