๐ Valentine's Joke
Sweet NothingsThursday, August 13, 2026
Why did the rose go to therapy on Valentine's Day?
Because it was feeling a little prickly about its relationships
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a box of chocolates?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.
Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.
Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?
It had a pointed problem with love!
Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.
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