๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingMonday, August 17, 2026
I just started a new job at a bakery, and my boss is very particular about how I handle the dough.
He says I need to come in early, work it hard and fast until it's really stiff, then get it warm and moist so it can rise properly.
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